When she met Snake at the ruins and said, "I bet if I kissed you, you'd taste like a wild beast," I couldn't believe my ears. Wow, was that line supposed to turn him on? I wish he said something like, "Yeah, you're probably right. I ate a little markhor this afternoon. But the thing is...it was rotten and I uh, kinda threw up in my mouth a little.* Haven't had a chance to rinse yet."
I bet she would have slowed down with flirting with him then. I think I would like her 25% more if those words never came out of her mouth.
*Taken from Dodgeball because I don't have an original bone in my body.
I would love to hear your thoughts on this.